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May the zipper
on your carhartts never freeze open.
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Expect financial
security one day – in your dreams.
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May you leave
here with all your socks.
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Expect a change
of colors – white to green.
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May a dog never
fart in your face.
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Enjoy each
and every day –
oh yeah, you're
at the
South Pole – forget
it.
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You will travel
to a far away place in the next year.
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The sun may
shine on your face – your future looks bright.
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May you never
be without a ‘happy sock’.
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Real milk does
exist out there – somewhere.
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Carharts are
a good fart suppresser
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You will find
inner peace and tranquility … not.
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Old Pole holds
the secret to true happiness.
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Your family
is spending all your money.
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Endless shower
time will come to you soon.
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One day, you
will have a bathroom all to yourself.
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You will be
in top physical condition … not.
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Bunny boots
in bed are a real turn-on.
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You will find
a secret buried treasure in a nearby abandoned station.
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Do eat
yellow snow.
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One day, you
will be in a place where the ratio of men to women is equal.
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Turn to the
dark side, don't return your gray socks to the CDC.
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You will
find out who the door slammer is.
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It’s a holiday
somewhere, have a drink.
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Never mind
. . .
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Someone, somewhere,
will think you are cool.
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You do
look sexy in your carhartts.
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A virus will
attack the South Pole population. You will be the sole survivor,
but will carry the virus to the world and ultimately be responsible for
the demise of humanity.
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You are misinterpreted
and misunderstood, and it won't get better . . . .
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You will find
your true love if you take a shower.
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Make no mistake
about it . . .
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2 for 1 special
at the
Atomi Club!
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Your seven
senses will soon have severe stimulation.
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You will get
what you deserve.
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Trix are
for kids.
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Enjoy better
living through chemistry.
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